SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star oh crap.

Group Assigments

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via anjellycax)

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

(via anjellycax)